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Video teardowns for indie Steam pages

Does your Steam page pass the shelf test?

You get a recorded video walkthrough of your page, seen the way a shopper sees it. It covers your capsule, the first 10 seconds of your trailer frame by frame, your screenshots, short description and tags, and ends with a ranked fix list. Made by a human, fixed price, delivered in 72 hours.

Get on the founding listWhat's in the video?

The first 10 teardowns are at founding prices in exchange for honest feedback.

What's in your video

  • 0:00The 5-second test: your page the way a shopper scrolling past sees it
  • 1:30Capsule at real Steam sizes, next to 8 games shoppers see beside it
  • 3:30Trailer, first 10 seconds frame by frame: where viewers drop off and how to re-cut it
  • 7:00Screenshots: which should lead, which to cut, what's missing
  • 9:30Short description and tags: what to keep, add, and drop
  • 12:00Your ranked fix list: biggest impact for the least effort first

Chapter times are typical for a Full Teardown and vary by page.

Plus written takeaways

  • Notes on the trailer's first 10 seconds, with timestamps
  • Two short-description rewrite options
  • Tag list: keep / add / drop
  • Ranked fix list you can hand to your team
  • Fix Pack: a hand-drawn capsule paint-over sketch for your artist

How it works

Send your page

Paste your public Steam URL and tell me your next milestone. No Steamworks login, ever.

I record your teardown

I go through your page on camera, sketch visual fixes, and write up the notes.

Watch it within 72 hours

You get a private video link and your fix list. Reply with questions and I'll answer them.

Why video?

~20,000

games launched on Steam in 2025 (SteamDB). Your capsule competes in every list.

120×45

pixels is the smallest size Steam shows your capsule at. On video I show you exactly how it reads.

"Presence only"

is how one popular free grader describes its trailer check. I watch your trailer's opening frame by frame.

Pricing

Quick Look

$49
  • 5-min video walkthrough
  • Capsule test at real sizes
  • Short description check
  • Top 5 fixes
  • Delivered in 72 hours
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Full Teardown

$99
  • 12–15 min video walkthrough
  • Trailer first 10 s, frame-by-frame notes and re-cut plan
  • Screenshot order plan
  • 2 short-description rewrites + tag list
  • Ranked fix list
  • Delivered in 72 hours
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Teardown + Visual Fix Pack

$149
  • Everything in Full Teardown
  • Capsule paint-over sketch for your artist
  • Screenshot re-order mockup
  • One 5-min re-review video within 30 days
  • Delivered in 72 hours
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Guarantee (draft): if your video doesn't give you at least 3 changes you think are worth making, reply within 7 days for a full refund. Limited slots each week so every teardown arrives on time.

Sample note (excerpt)

0:00–0:06: The trailer opens on a menu and a loading screen. The first gameplay frame appears around second 6, after many viewers have already scrolled on.

Fix: Open cold on the clearest 3 seconds of play (the character running a curve), then show the title card. Move menus to the end or cut them.

Adapted from a practice teardown of a public store page.

Who runs your shelf test

Christian

Christian is an indie game marketer who reviews Steam pages the way players see them: fast, on the shelf, in seconds.

Human-made deliverables

No generative AI in what you receive. The video, sketches and rewrites are mine. Software only gathers public page data, like tag lists and screenshot counts.

Public page only

No Steamworks login, ever. If you want sharper advice, you can share your wishlist numbers privately.

The honest fine print: no one can promise wishlists or sales. This helps you stop wasting the traffic you already get.

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